Create a deep burgundy wine-red monotone retro vector illustration on an off-white background of a gloriously beautiful 1950s pin-up woman with long flowing wavy hair wearing a hair bandana, holding a large coffee cup near her radiant glowing face with a warm knowing smile and bright sparkling eyes. Scatter multiple four-pointed sparkle stars throughout. Add bold retro typography reading "COFFEE FIRST" upper right in large heavy letters and "YOUR BULLSHIT SECOND" in matching bold condensed font below. Style: vintage screen print, distressed grain texture overlay, rich detailed linework, retro poster aesthetic.