Create a simple black and white retro vector illustration of a cute beautiful 1950s housewife with neatly styled hair wearing an apron, standing at a kitchen counter with pots and bottles, giving a sweet but slightly threatening sideways glance with a subtle smile. Add bold clean text beside her reading "Don't make me Poison You" in mixed serif and script typography. Style: vintage domestic advertisement aesthetic, clean minimal linework, slightly humorous vintage poster look, white background.