Create a stark black and white retro illustration of a gorgeous sophisticated 1950s woman with a dramatic tall upswept hairstyle wearing dangling earrings, a polka dot dress, and a beaded necklace, sipping from a coffee cup with eyes half-closed in absolute pleasure and smugness. Add bold mixed typography to her left: large decorative font "Coffee" at top, medium serif "BECAUSE" in the middle, and bold ornate "Murder IS WRONG" below. Style: vintage noir aesthetic, detailed crosshatch shading, high contrast silhouette, white background.