Create a retro 1950s pin-up style illustration of a strikingly beautiful woman with elegantly styled curled hair wearing a cute apron, holding one hand up gracefully with a sassy, confident expression. Add decorative sparkle star accents around her. Include bold teal-green and black text reading "CLEAN HOUSE" above and "MESSY BITCH!" below in thick retro block letters. Style: vintage comic book illustration, black linework with teal color accent, sparkle details, retro advertisement aesthetic, white background.