Create a single-color deep burgundy retro illustration on a cream vintage paper background of a breathtakingly beautiful 1950s woman with thick voluminous curly hair and strong defined features, wearing a headband, holding a steaming coffee cup with a deadpan utterly unimpressed expression. Add bold large lowercase text "BRUH" below her. Style: vintage screen print aesthetic, rich detailed linework, distressed aged texture overlay, retro poster graphic quality, stamp-like appearance, single burgundy ink color only.