Create a high-contrast black and white retro vector illustration of a stunning sassy 1950s woman with beautifully styled hair with a large bow, wearing a polka dot dress and pearl necklace, delicately holding a steaming coffee cup near her face with a slightly grumpy yet glamorous expression. Add sparkle star decorations around her. Include bold retro text reading "MAYBE COFFEE WILL HELP" above and "NOPE, STILL A BITCH" in heavy retro sans-serif lettering below. Style: vintage housewife advertisement aesthetic, fine crosshatch linework, bold areas of solid black, white background.